domenica 1 gennaio 2017

What’s With the Ostrich?

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A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.
The waitress asks, “What will it be?”
The man replies, “A burger and a coke.”
“And you?” the waitress asks the ostrich.
“I’ll have the same,” the ostrich replies.
They finish their meal and pay.
“That will be $4.50,” says the waitress.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount. They do this every day till Friday.
“The usual?” the waitress asks.
“No, today is Friday. I’ll have steak and a coke.”
“Me too,” says the ostrich.
They finish and pay.
“That will be $10.95.”
The man reaches in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress is dumb-founded. “How is it that you always have the exact amount?”
“Well,” says the man. “I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared.”
“Wow!” exclaimed the waitress. “What did you wish for?”
“I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket.”
“Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what’s with the ostrich?”
“Well,” says the man. “I also asked for a chick with long legs.”

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